Here's what some of our pig cooking customers had to say about the Pig Kiln 3000...
"Screw Kosher. This is some damn good pig."
- Rabbi [name witheld]
"If it were between the Pig Kiln 3000 or my wife, I'd take the pig cooker."
- Recently Divorced
"I don't give a damn if it's not built to fire code!"
- Fire Chief. City name withheld
"Now that's a box I'd like to put my hog in!"
- Some drunken pervert. Probably Irish.
"A wooden pig cooker? Bullsh*t."
- Bubba. From down yonder.
"The damn thing went up in flames before I ever got my pig on it!"
- Some dumbass who can't read instructions very well
"Best pork on Capitol Hill. And I should know... I make a living pushing pork through!"
- Senator [name withheld] from [state withheld]